Today has been declared Hire a Slob Day. Employers have agreed to give slobhiring preference to unwashed applicants with stains on their clothes, bedhead and hanging shirttails. The time it will take to get a job offer is inversely proportional to the time that has elapsed since you last took a shower.

The decision to implement this initiative to hire the slovenly has been reached after much debate and a near government shutdown.

Just kidding. Happy April Fool’s Day!

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  1. Ha ha! Very cute! How are you doing? Jessica

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