Dear Mr. Frankendater,
I’d like to thank you for meeting with me last Friday about the Horrifying Date position. I enjoyed learning about the services Bad Dates offers the non-discriminating woman, and I find your company’s philosophy fascinating.
I am very enthusiastic about this position, and I am confident that it’s a good match with the skills I have to offer. As we discussed, I have often been known to demonstrate behavior so objectionable that the response has consistently been spontaneous escape, often by jumping out of a moving car. And my unique move involving phlegm and a mouthful of mashed potatoes has elicited exactly the type of response Bad Dates strives to achieve.
Thank you again for your time. I look forward to hearing from you.
Charlie Wanker Doobenfield