Here is a sample cover letter. Note that it includes the two key elements of an effective cover letter: why you give a flying jockstrap about them, and concrete examples of how you can help them fulfill all their wildest fantasies. Or at least some of them….
I am very interested in joining your team at Vegan-Superheroes, Inc. I recently read on veggieherochronicle.com about how your organization is looking to develop your green capabilities. As my particular superpower is emitting highly charged electromagnetic forces after consuming broccoli, I am confident I would be a valuable addition to your team.
As you can see from my resume, I initiated chlorophyll-induced power-trances at Niblets Corp., which directly resulted in raising our mega-power capabilities in the must-be-a-f*cking-miracle body healing sector by 300%.
Although I specialize in broccoli-related powers, I have also improved the quality of drinking water in multiple urban centers by regurgitating magic neurons into their water supplies after ingesting brussel sprouts and Swiss chard.
I would love to talk with you further about your needs at Vegan-Superheroes. You can reach me at 555-555-5555 or email@example.com.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.