More Job Interview Haiku

Posted: 02/09/2011 in Interviewing
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If you’re not familiar with haiku, it’s a form of poetry that consists of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Here’re some about job interviews:

The manager asks
Did you used to be a blonde?
Illegal question

The phone interview –
I called the CEO Jane
“Uh, it’s Jim.” Oh crap.

Tough group interview
They fire questions at me
Don’t quit now, pit stick

Meeting with the boss
Focus on accomplishments
Ignore his foul breath

Maintain eye contact
Talk mutual benefits
Oops – looked at his crotch

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Comments
  1. these are fabulous!
    now i’m inspired to write one

    how’s this:

    sick of job websites
    reinvention is a crock
    shit i miss the nineties

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